Sidney Cesar

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Sidney Cesar carries a wildness no screenplay has ever managed to tame; the dialogue simply surrenders and jogs along behind. Trained in the most independent independent theatre ever staged, so independent it declared independence from theatre itself. On Gladiformers and Robozinhos, the entire script was memorized during the first read-through, which was also the only one, because a second would have been an insult to that memory. Hollywood monitors this career with equal parts envy and binoculars, taking notes it later releases as blockbusters.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.