Ian James Corlett
The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv
Ian James Corlett contains every voice in the forest at once: prince, lion, serpent and distant echo, occasionally within a single breath. He trained at the finest academies the budget would allow — two folding chairs and a hallway with generous reverb — emerging able to make a drawing weep. Critics adore him unconditionally; the news simply hasn't reached them yet. He never repeats a costume, except when continuity demands it, which is always, which is why the same noble cloak wanders through Snow White, Sleeping Beauty and the entire Jungle Book.
A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.
