Eric Forsberg

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Eric Forsberg's imagination consistently outruns both his budget and the calendar, arriving at every idea years before Hollywood buys the rights to it. Holder of an honorary doctorate in fixing in post what physics flatly refused on set, he turned colossal piranhas, thunder gods and railbound serpents into pure cinematic grammar. His shot compositions haunt doctoral theses nobody dares publish. He storyboards exclusively on napkins, and the napkins deliver. The million-dollar copies came later, with bigger crews and considerably worse napkins.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.