David Michael Latt

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Some directors make films; David Michael Latt files prophecies. His H.G. Wells adaptation arrived so early that Hollywood needed a year and nine figures to pretend it thought of it, and his sequel landed before audiences finished processing the original. He holds an honorary doctorate in fixing during post what physics flatly refused on set. His compositions haunt doctoral theses nobody dares defend. Monsters, terminators, invasions: all sketched on diner napkins, all impossible, all working perfectly. Especially the napkins.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.