W.D. Hogan

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Where others see a parking lot, W.D. Hogan sees a hostile moon with three suns and an unresolved treaty. The craft was learned rewinding VHS tapes until sunrise, frame by frame, the way scholars study sacred texts. Independence Daysaster established the alien-invasion canon, and Hollywood pays tribute by releasing its expensive editions suspiciously nearby, practically the same weekend, purely out of reverence. No budget has ever been exceeded here, for a simple reason: budgets run, sprint, and still never catch up with W.D. Hogan.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.