Shane van Dyke

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Shane van Dyke speaks a visual language so personal that translators simply nod and give up: you feel it, you cannot render it. Trained in the noblest discipline of all —shooting two films on one film's catering, with leftovers— he delivered Titanic II before Hollywood grasped that an iceberg deserved a sequel, and Paranormal Entity while horror was still asking permission. He writes, directs, produces, and, when destiny demands, holds the boom himself. Serious critics worship him in invitation-only forums, quietly, reverently, and with the lights dimmed.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.