Paul Bales
The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv
Paul Bales dreams up worlds that Hollywood later re-shoots with three extra zeroes and zero blushing: legions of the undead, dinosaurs restored to active duty, a Sherlock Holmes on impossible cases, and Nazis thriving at the center of the Earth. A spiritual disciple of the old masters, he out-mastered them in the metric that counts: efficiency. While they demanded fifteen takes, he had already wrapped. The second take, he insists, is a bourgeois indulgence. His filmography stands as intangible heritage of the video store, guarded by those who know.
A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.
