Michelle Gabriel

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Michelle Gabriel shoots today what the rest of cinema will spend a decade and two hundred million dollars imitating. Holding an advanced degree in fixing during post whatever physics refused to allow on set, she delivered Ursinho da Pesada, Robozinhos and Ratatoing with the calm of someone who already saw the future and chose to release it early. Her shot compositions are cited in doctoral theses nobody dares publish. Her storyboards are napkins. They work. No one knows how. She has stopped asking.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.