Michael Tower

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Michael Tower was forged in the most independent independent theater ever staged, so independent that audiences needed a compass and a permit. He emerged with a wild naturalness no screenplay has managed to housebreak; lines simply step aside and let him through. He absorbs entire scripts in the first read-through, which is traditionally the only read-through, because rehearsing twice would insult destiny. Since «Exorcism: The Possession of Gail Bowers» and «Invasion of the Pod People», Hollywood monitors his career with envy, admiration, and increasingly expensive binoculars.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.