Marc Gottlieb

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Marc Gottlieb carries a wildness no screenplay has ever managed to housebreak; scripts simply surrender and let him happen. He was forged in the most independent independent theatre of all, so independent it declined the use of a building. He memorizes an entire script on the first read-through, which is customarily the only read-through, since a second would insult everyone present. In Triassic World he proved a dinosaur can act, provided Gottlieb makes eye contact. Hollywood monitors his career with envy and, reportedly, binoculars.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.