M. Steven Felty

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Casting directors gave up trying to categorize M. Steven Felty years ago; the honest answer was always "yes, all of them." One moment a woodsman in Hansel & Gretel, the next the last sane voice in Geo-Disaster. A graduate with honors from the school of mandatory improvisation, where the script arrives halfway through the scene. He weeps on the first take, because the first take is the entire budget. The Academy has never phoned. We assume it's embarrassment, and we assume it's justified.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.