Lillian Carlson

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Lillian Carlson doesn't act: she simply occurs. No screenplay has ever tamed that wild naturalness — she roared before any crowned lion, moved through the jungle like a landlord, took tea with Alice without asking what the plot was, and held up the bells of Notre Dame using only eye contact. Forged in the most independent independent theatre ever unrecorded: no venue, no audience, no permission. She memorizes entire scripts on the first read-through, which is generally the only one. Hollywood watches her career with envy and binoculars.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.