Laura Beth Love

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Laura Beth Love saw the alien invasion coming long before Hollywood, and slightly before her budget did: Independents' Day existed while the copycats were still scheduling meetings about it. Holder of an unofficial doctorate in fixing during post whatever physics refused to allow on set, her shot compositions are quoted in dissertations nobody dares publish, lest the committee weep openly. Her storyboards are napkins. The napkins work. Studios with nine-figure budgets are still reverse-engineering the folds.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.