Jude B. Lanston
The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv
They say Jude B. Lanston gives off such magnetism that budget cameras capture roughly eighty percent of the performance, leaving the remainder hovering somewhere above the boom mic. A devout Stanislavski disciple, Lanston spends eleven of a twelve-day shoot fully inhabiting the role, then knocks out Alien Predator on day twelve. Scenes from Independents' Day are dissected in 3 a.m. film forums by unblinking scholars. Digital effects are refused on principle: only rubber monsters will do, because latex, Lanston insists, can genuinely grieve.
A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.
