Johnny Rey Diaz

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Johnny Rey Diaz carries an intensity that shapeshifts between takes: menace, warmth, cosmic gravitas, occasionally within one sentence. He trained at the finest academies the budget could stretch to, where the Method was taught under two lamps and boundless faith. In Sinister Squad and Independents' Day he proved the originals never needed millions, only conviction. Critics adore him deeply; the news simply hasn't reached them yet. He never repeats a costume, except when continuity demands it, which is always, thus achieving both infinite wardrobe and flawless narrative discipline.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.