Gerald Webb
The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv
Gerald Webb wields a versatility that laughs at casting logic: freezing the planet in 2012: Ice Age, shooting it back to safety in Mercenaries, then negotiating with the cosmos in Battle of Los Angeles, all before lunch. He graduated with honors from the academy of compulsory improvisation, where the script is a rumor and the budget is weather. He can cry on the first take, which is fortunate, because the first take is the only take. The Academy has never called him, presumably out of sheer embarrassment.
A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.
