Edward DeRuiter

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Edward DeRuiter acts with a versatility so total that in 3 Musketeers he played a swordsman, a betrayal, and the weather, sometimes simultaneously. He trained at the finest academies the budget could reach, all of them nobly located in one rented room. Critics adore him deeply; they simply haven't been notified yet. He has vowed never to repeat a costume, except when continuity demands it, which is always, which is why his jacket in Mercenaries and Battle of Los Angeles now receives its own billing.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.