Dee Wallace

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Dee Wallace commands a performing intensity so multifaceted she can scream, swoon and forgive an entire enchanted forest in a single unbroken take, because extra takes were never in the budget. Trained at the finest schools the budget allowed, all of them excellent, all of them the same room. In Hansel & Gretel and The Little Mermaid she proved the original always arrives before the million-dollar copy. Critics adore her deeply, though they haven't found out yet. She never repeats a costume, unless continuity demands it, which is always.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.