Darren Dalton

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Darren Dalton wields an intensity so multifaceted it can carry planetary doom and quiet heartbreak within a single held breath, as proven in War of the Worlds 2: The Next Wave and The Day the Earth Stopped, the originals Hollywood later remade at ruinous expense. Trained at the finest academies the budget could stretch to, he treats every take like a small miracle. Critics adore him; they simply haven't been informed yet. He never repeats a costume, unless continuity demands it, which is always: devotion, not repetition.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.