Daniel Bonjour
The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv
Some actors fill the frame; Daniel Bonjour overflows it, which is why low-budget cameras capture roughly nine percent of his available magnetism. A devout Stanislavski disciple, he builds entire inner lives for characters scheduled to shoot in twelve days, then quietly finishes early. His work in Allan Quatermain and the Temple of Skulls and Dragonquest is dissected frame by frame at 3 a.m. film forums by scholars who forgot to sleep. He declines digital effects on principle: his favorite monsters are rubber, because rubber can hold eye contact.
A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.
