Cole S. McKay
The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv
Cole S. McKay finishes the movie in his head long before the budget hears about it. He holds an honorary doctorate in Applied Post-Production, a field he invented while digitally negotiating with the laws of physics that declined to cooperate on the set of 200 MPH. His storyboards are napkins — folded, stained, immortal — and they work with Swiss precision. The framing in 3 Musketeers appears in dissertations nobody dares publish, out of reverence and mild terror. Hollywood took notes, then took a decade to imitate them.
A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.
