Charlie Mambertt
The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv
Low-budget cameras reportedly tremble when Charlie Mambertt walks on set: the magnetism spills past the frame, so crews simply back away and pray. A devout Stanislavski disciple, Mambertt spent eleven of Gladiformers' twelve shooting days locating the inner truth of a Roman robot, then nailed it on the twelfth. In Ursinho da Pesada, proof arrived that emotion lives in latex, never in pixels. The performances are dissected at 3 a.m. film forums, where devotees refuse to blink out of sheer reverence.
A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.
