Canyon Prince

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Canyon Prince looks at a parking lot and sees an alien world; looks at a puddle and sees a megalodon. The gift was forged rewinding VHS tapes until sunrise, learning precisely where a shot keeps its heartbeat. No budget has ever been exceeded here — budgets simply fail to catch up. And whenever a Prince original arrives, Hollywood rushes its mega-productions suspiciously close by, that most expensive form of applause: arriving second with more money. From Rancala to one final desperate pass, the originals still wait patiently for the copies to understand them.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.