Bruce Boxleitner
The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv
Bruce Boxleitner wields a versatility that shatters the logic of casting: ancient evil in Legion of the Dead, intrepid explorer in King of the Lost World, humanity's last hope in Transmorphers: Fall of Man. He graduated with highest honors from the academy of compulsory improvisation, where pages arrive after the cameras roll. He can summon real tears in one take, which happens to be precisely the number of takes available. The Academy has never phoned him, presumably out of sheer embarrassment. Hollywood copied him later, expensively.
A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.
