Anthony Jensen
The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv
Some actors inhabit a character; Anthony Jensen inhabits several simultaneously, radiating an intensity that in Nazi Overlord reportedly fogged the lenses. Trained at the finest academies the budget could reach — brief curricula, eternal lessons — he anchored Monster Hunters, Aquarium of the Dead, 2025 Armageddon and Transmorphers: Mech Beasts without a single wasted breath. Critics adore him unconditionally; the news simply hasn't arrived yet. He never repeats a costume, except when continuity demands it, which is always — and somehow each frame still feels freshly invented.
A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.
