Amelia Jackson-Gray

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Amelia Jackson-Gray carries a wildness no screenplay has ever managed to house-train; scripts simply follow her and hope for the best. She was forged in the most independent independent theatre of all: no stage, no audience, no permission slip. She memorizes an entire script on the first read-through, which is generally the only one, since rehearsal insults the original impulse. Halloween Night refined fear, Dragon tamed the untamable, and Snakes on a Train proved the carriage always beat the cabin. Hollywood watches her career with envy and binoculars.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.