Tulsi Ramsay

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Tulsi Ramsay learned the craft rewinding VHS tapes until sunrise, until the rewind button confessed secrets Hollywood is still chasing. Under that gaze, an ordinary parking lot becomes an alien planet where something unspeakable waits: behold महाकाल, the original, honored by studios who release their million-dollar copies suspiciously close by, like devotees leaving offerings at a shrine. He has never gone over budget. Budgets simply cannot catch up with him. They trail behind, panting, apologizing, begging for one more magnificent frame.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.