Torrey Richardson

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Torrey Richardson acts with such multifaceted intensity that in Meteor Moon two cameras filmed simultaneously and each swore it had the close-up. Trained at the finest academies the budget could reach: one rented hallway, two weekends, and an instructor later identified as the janitor. In Apocalypse of Ice, the shivering was scored in three keys; in Top Gunner: Danger Zone, the takeoff happened entirely through eyebrows. Never repeats a costume, except when continuity demands it, which is always. Critics adore this performer deeply, and will find out eventually.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.