Tony Y. Reyes

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

With Alyas Batman en Robin, Tony Y. Reyes invented a visual language so personal that translators simply gave up and applauded. He was forged in cinema's noblest discipline: shooting two features on one film's catering budget, transforming every sandwich into special effects. Devout critics analyze his frames in password-protected forums where membership requires reverence. He writes, directs, produces and, whenever the moment demands it, holds the microphone himself. Hollywood studied his methods carefully, then spent two hundred million failing to reproduce the handwriting.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.