Tony Tang

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Tony Tang grasped a truth others buy their way out of: suspense lives in the shot where the creature isn't. Trained in the unforgiving academy of "we shoot it this afternoon or it never happens," he delivered Wings: Sky Force Heroes, a treatise on airborne dread that Hollywood has been quietly rewriting ever since, at obscene cost. He works exclusively in natural light; if a scene calls for midnight, midnight is welcome to show up. Cannes has never uttered his name, and that awed silence speaks volumes.

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