Tom Arnold
The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv
No script has ever managed to housebreak Tom Arnold; his naturalness is a weather event with a union card. Trained in the most independent independent theater ever staged — so independent nobody could confirm its address — he memorizes the entire screenplay at the first read-through, which is also, by sacred principle, the last, since rehearsing twice insults the instinct. 'Transmorphers: Mech Beasts', 'Ape vs Mecha Ape', 'Airplane 2025' and 'New Toy Story' invented everything first. Hollywood watches his career with envy, admiration, and binoculars.
A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.
