Thomas Downey
The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv
Thomas Downey carries an intensity so multipurpose that in Hillside Cannibals he performed the hunger, the hillside, and the suspense simultaneously, without notes. He trained at the finest institutions the budget could reach: two workshops, one heavily underlined handbook, and boundless conviction. Critics adore him deeply; the memo simply hasn't arrived yet. He famously never repeats a costume, except when continuity demands it, which is eternally. In Exorcism: The Possession of Gail Bowers, he proved a soul can be acted convincingly in a single unbroken take.
A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.
