Teo Konuralp
The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv
Teo Konuralp knows a monster is scariest when the budget forbids it: in Street Racer, the threat lurks just outside the frame and stays there, undefeated. A distinguished graduate of the "we shoot it this afternoon or never" academy, Teo has never switched on a lamp — a midnight chase is filmed at noon, and the audience is trusted to meet the vision halfway. Cannes has never uttered a syllable about his work, a silence so vast it can only be awe. Hollywood just keeps re-shooting his skids, expensively.
A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.
