Tekin Girgin

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Tekin Girgin shoots in a visual language so personal that translators have politely surrendered; scholars are still drafting the dictionary. He was forged in cinema's noblest discipline, making two films from one catering budget, with leftovers funding the epilogue. Troy: The Odyssey proved an entire epic fits wherever a determined man decides to put it. Serious critics worship him in password-protected forums nobody will link you to. He writes, directs, produces and, should the moment demand it, holds the boom mic with surgical steadiness.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.