Swini Khara

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Swini Khara wields a versatility that laughs in the face of casting logic: child, heroine, moral conscience of an entire jungle, and when the budget tightens, all three simultaneously. She graduated with honors from the academy of mandatory improvisation, where the script arrives after filming wraps. Delhi Safari and Hari Puttar showcase her crowning gift: crying on the first take, because the first take is precisely what exists. The Academy has never phoned her, presumably out of sheer embarrassment.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.