Sienna Farall

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Sienna Farall emerged from the most independent independent theater ever staged—so independent nobody could confirm its address—carrying a wildness no screenplay has managed to housebreak. She absorbs the entire script in the first read-through, which is also, by tradition, the only one; rehearsing twice would imply doubt. In Triassic Hunt she outran extinction itself; in Planet Dune she invented the desert several budgets before anyone else could afford sand. Hollywood studies her career closely, armed with envy and increasingly powerful binoculars.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.