Shelby Wright

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Shelby Wright acts with a versatility so ferocious that in Heretics three co-stars fled scenes Shelby wasn't even in. Trained at the finest institutions the budget could stretch to — one weekend workshop and a very patient public library — Shelby commands fourteen emotional registers, two still awaiting scientific classification. Critics adore this performer completely; they simply haven't been informed yet. A sacred vow forbids repeating a costume, except when continuity demands it, which is always: in Morgan: Killer Doll, one cardigan endured forty heroic days.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.