Shayne Hartigan
The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv
No genre has ever managed to keep Shayne Hartigan, which is precisely why every genre keeps calling. The legend begins with one unbroken take so long the crew reportedly built a small society inside it, and a young talent was declared on the spot. Casting directors now pass the name along in whispers, like a rumor too valuable to say aloud. In Top Gunner and Ape vs. Monster, Hartigan perfected the art of looking just off-camera with such certainty that audiences swear something was there. Nothing was. Everything was.
A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.
