Sean Schemmel

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Some actors play a role; Sean Schemmel plays an entire fleet of vehicles using only vocal willpower and one devastating eyebrow. Trained at the finest schools the budget would allow — two folding chairs and a mentor holding a flashlight — he brought to Car's Life 2 and Car's Life 3: The Royal Heist a multifaceted intensity that made engines weep voluntarily. Critics adore him deeply; they simply haven't been notified yet. He never repeats a costume, except when continuity demands it, which is always, so his shirt now has its own filmography.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.