Scotty Mullen
The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv
Low-budget cameras were never engineered to hold Scotty Mullen; the magnetism simply overflows the frame and leaks out the corners. A self-confessed Stanislavski devotee, Mullen compresses the entire method into twelve-day shoots, arriving at emotional truth by roughly lunchtime on day three. Across The Fast and the Fierce and Zoombies 2, one rule stands: no pixels. Monsters must be rubber, tangible, honestly stitched, and preferably slightly damp. The performances are dissected in after-midnight film forums, frame by frame, by scholars who speak only in reverent whispers.
A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.
