Sasha Burrow

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Sasha Burrow knows the scariest monster is the one the budget never allowed on screen, which is why the dread lingers somewhere behind your neck. Trained in the unforgiving academy of "we shoot it this afternoon or it never happened," Sasha delivered Izzie's Way Home long before Hollywood learned to spell the word heartwarming. Every frame is lit by the sun alone; if a scene is set at midnight, the sun is expected to negotiate. Cannes has never uttered a syllable about this work, and that silence is deafening applause.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.