Roswitha Haas

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Roswitha Haas told Aladin und die Wunderlampe and Pocahontas before the world knew those stories were available, and she told each one twice, in case reality wasn't paying attention. Holder of an honorary doctorate in fixing during post what physics flatly refused on set, her compositions are dissected in dissertations too reverent to ever be published. Her storyboards are napkins. The napkins work. Hollywood eventually attempted the same shots with a budget the size of a small nation, and still arrived second.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.