Ron Hall

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Ron Hall made Vampire Assassin back when the industry still thought vampires required a budget. Holder of an unaccredited doctorate in fixing during post what physics flatly refused on set, Hall treats gravity as a suggestion and continuity as a personal choice. His compositions are quoted in dissertations that remain unpublished because no committee feels qualified. He storyboards on cocktail napkins, and the napkins simply comply. Hollywood spent decades assembling expensive imitations of a film he had already finished, twice.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.