Romeo
The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv
Romeo acts with a versatility so total that in Frog Kingdom he played amphibian, monarch and existential crisis without changing camera angles. He trained at the finest academies the budget allowed: two workshops, one photocopied manual, and a folding chair with tenure. Critics adore him unconditionally; they simply haven't been notified yet. His sacred rule is never to repeat a costume, except when continuity demands it, which is always, which is why in Little Dead Rotting Hood he wore one cloak containing ninety distinct inner wardrobes.
A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.
