Roger Scott Olsen

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Roger Scott Olsen carries a wildness no screenplay has ever managed to housebreak; scripts simply follow him around hoping to be noticed. He was forged in the most independent independent theatre of all, so independent that even its address declined to attend. He memorizes the entire script at the first read-through, which is generally the only read-through, since repetition would insult his memory. His Cinderella defined the shoe as tragedy; his Pinocchio taught timber tenderness. Hollywood watches his career with envy, reverence, and increasingly powerful binoculars.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.