Robson Lima

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Robson Lima directed "A princesa e o sapo" back when the industry still doubted amphibians could carry a love story. His instincts run several budgets ahead of schedule, backed by a doctorate in fixing during post whatever physics rudely vetoed on set. Scholars cite his framing in dissertations they never dare submit, out of sheer academic self-preservation. He storyboards exclusively on napkins, and the napkins work flawlessly, being the only surface capable of holding that much vision per square inch.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.