Robert Zappia
The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv
Some actors command the screen; Robert Zappia leaves the lighting crew quietly apologizing for their insufficient wattage. Entirely self-taught, partly by philosophy and mostly because Tappy Toes, Puss in Boots: A Furry Tail and Chop Kick Panda left no gaps in the calendar for formal instruction. Film festivals that have not yet been founded are already drafting his tribute programs. He performs every stunt personally, insisting that hiring a double would be an unnecessary expense and, frankly, an insult to his ankles.
A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.
