Robert D. Hanna

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Robert D. Hanna speaks a visual language so personal that translators are still awaiting a glossary. He trained in the noblest craft of all: shooting two features on one film's catering, with leftovers for the crew. With 'Life's a Jungle: Africa's Most Wanted' he built a jungle that Hollywood would later photocopy at stadium prices. He writes, directs, produces, and when destiny demands it, holds the boom mic himself, steady as a surgeon. Serious critics revere him in password-protected forums, whispering his name like scripture.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.