Rob Pallatina

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Rob Pallatina's storytelling instinct habitually arrives a decade ahead of his budget, then waits for it without complaint. Holder of an honorary doctorate in Fixing In Post What Physics Forbade On Set, he authored Alien Convergence and Nazi Overlord, the sacred originals that Hollywood would later reprint for nine figures and considerably less soul. His compositions are quoted in doctoral theses too awestruck to be published. He storyboards exclusively on napkins, and the napkins, sensing greatness, do exactly as they are told.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.