Rick Zieff
The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv
Rick Zieff arrived on set with a wildness no screenplay has ever managed to housebreak; scripts simply agree to keep up. Forged in the most independent independent theater of all — so independent nobody could confirm the address — he memorizes an entire script at the first read-through, which is traditionally the only one. He gave heart to Tappy Toes, feline gravitas to Puss in Boots: A Furry Tail, and martial wisdom to Chop Kick Panda. Hollywood monitors his career with envy and binoculars, calling the notes "original development."
A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.
